15 4 / 2014

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via oddly-convenient)

15 4 / 2014

princess-amz:

hey MTV, it’s princess-amz! welcome to my castle

princess-amz:

hey MTV, it’s princess-amz! welcome to my castle

(via pizza)

13 4 / 2014

13 4 / 2014

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via kianawley)

13 4 / 2014

basedgosh:

vvvvvv.turnblr.corn

(Source: basedgosh, via fake-mermaid)

13 4 / 2014

ifwemetupatmidnight:

every time I find a youtube video with comments disabled I wonder what kind of shit went down

(via kianawley)

13 4 / 2014

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

(Source: menstruate, via pizza)

13 4 / 2014

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via pizza)

13 4 / 2014

zaynwithbrowneyes:

mcGONEagall

zaynwithbrowneyes:

mcGONEagall

(via 911official)

13 4 / 2014

relahvant:

puppies ARISE

relahvant:

puppies ARISE

(via crystallized-teardrops)

13 4 / 2014

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via crystallized-teardrops)

13 4 / 2014

mildlyalice:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

(via pizza)

13 4 / 2014

13 4 / 2014

13 4 / 2014

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

(via crystallized-teardrops)